Superwholocked survivor of the Mishapocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxz5h0LrD8o

commander-castiel:

yOU KNOW WHAT IS A CUTE THING I LIKE

WHEN J2 WAVE AT EACH OTHER LIKE MASSIVE DORKS AND DO THE DUMB PENGUIN CLAP THING

JUST LoOK AT THESE IDIOTS

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TOO MUCH CUTE

(via sam-winchester-is-unamoosed)

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15 hours ago

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via i-like-2-cuddle)

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15 hours ago

thoughtslostandfound:

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

Omg.

(via lazynbored)

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15 hours ago
so this happened on my dash…

so this happened on my dash…

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17 hours ago

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via i-like-2-cuddle)

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18 hours ago

I WAS JUST AT WAL-MART AND THEN

Little boy:Mommy, why is Wonder Woman not wearing any pants?
The Mom:Because Wonder Woman has amazing thighs and she could crush men with them if they insult her.
Little Boy:I wanna be Wonder Woman.
The Mom:Don't we all.
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dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via i-like-2-cuddle)

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18 hours ago

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

(via lilypottar)

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18 hours ago
Me:WHEN I WAS
Dad:what
Me:A YOUNG BOY
Dad:oh God
Me:MY FATHER
Dad:not again
Me:TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Dad:no I didn't
Me:TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Dad:you're not even a boy
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